nothing like being direct

Sorry, I couldn’t resist putting these on the blog. Some people should probably have a warning label on their undies, I think you know what I mean.

clipped from www.engrish.com

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I couldn’t have put it better myself

Found this at Stein Mart yesterday.  Would it be rude to put them out for guests?  I need to brush up on my etiquitte — what does Emily Post say about printed coctail napkins?

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the costume to end all costumes

Halloween is next Friday for those of you without a calendar.
I’ve been talking about costumes all month and how 1) can’t find one to go with the theme the kids have going, 2) doesn’t look like I should be serving up drinks at Oktoberfest, and 3) doesn’t look like somewhere a pole is missing a [...]

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things that keep me up at night

There are things in this world that keep me up at night and I thought maybe if I put wrote some of them down I’ll be able to sleep tonight.  I’ve had insomnia off and on since I was a teen and although I’ve seen a lot of great cable tv (shout out to 120 [...]

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I am so getting this

NEWSFLASH: I FOUND THE GANGSTA RAP COLORING BOOK ON AMAZON.COM!!!!!!!!!
I hate all caps, but this is totally necessary, ’cause I’m keepin’ it gangsta, white-girl style.

It takes so little to make me happy.  I think this is the perfect Christmas gift for those hard to buy for people in your life.  Why give an iTunes gift [...]

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late night drunk emailing, youbetcha

This is just genius.  The good folks at Google have a new feature on Gmail to help you from this millennium’s version of drunk-dialing, drunk emailing.  It operates late at night on weekends when people are more likely to be emailing after consuming large amounts of liquor.  Mail Goggles asks you math questions and if [...]

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forget the dog, sign me up

I love my friends.  I love them even more when they call and tell me a website I have to visit and laugh at.
Interwebs friends, I give you the pet lodge and day spa of your dog’s dreams.  Willows Oak in Madisonville.  A friend of mine is looking for a kennel for her doggies while [...]

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Mmm, just like Mom used to make

What better to have as a snack while coloring in my Gangsta Rap Coloring Book. CrackSandwich cookies go great with gin and juice or milk.
Who’s up for a trip to Japan?  CrackSandwich cookies for everyone!

clipped from engrishfunny.com

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No, not really, Blondie.

So, for the past past 3 years at the bus-stop in the morning I’ve seen a woman, probably in her mid-40’s, in a black 4 Runner with spiky blonde hair pass us and go around the corner.  At 6:45 in the morning everyday this woman has passed me, waved, gone on her merry way as [...]

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Crazy week, sushi, & Sam’s

Whew, this week has been crazy.  One week ’til ScrapFest! and I have all the printing left to do.  I’m going to go through a lot of ink and paper this weekend.  Publisher and I are going to be bff’s after this weekend.  I’m going to take Publisher out for drinks and do karaoke.  We’re [...]

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